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Thought of the Day

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Quote of the day

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. –Bonnie Kelly (Charlie’s Mom), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S8E6: Charlie’s Mom has Cancer (2012). Yeah, I’ve been re-watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from season 1…

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“I’m working on a new book…”

Comedian Tim Cavanagh: I’m working on a new book called ‘How to Commit a Murder-Suicide’—Chapter 1: Do the Murder First.

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SNL: Sean Spicer Press Conference

Melissa McCarthy knocks it out of the ballpark: Before we begin, I know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start. When I say rocky start, I mean it in the sense of ‘Rocky’ the movie, because I came out here to punch you…in the face. And also I don’t talk […]

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Inauguration

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was at Trump’s inauguration Now coming up to the stand are the Trump sons, also know as the less-motivated Menendez brothers. Do you like Melania? Did you see those naked pictures of her? Oh my god… well, let’s just say they should call her Laura No-Bush It’s like a pickup […]

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What the fuck was Ann Coulter thinking?

The Independent’s headline sums it up: Ann Coulter destroyed at Rob Lowe roast She didn’t do herself any favors, either–her set was fucking horrible. I guess everyone really does think that they themselves are funny. And, you know, her getting pummeled by all the other presenters had everything to do with politics, but her set […]

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‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow

The Onion: “Every time I open my mouth, the words come out all wrong,” Trump reportedly said in between long, heaving sobs, his voice muffled by the pillow as he occasionally pounded a balled-up fist into the mattress.

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Bill Murray’s Oscar® Tribute to Harold Ramis

Touching tribute.

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Steve Martin in Paris

Steve Martin in Paris “Hi, I’d like to go to the hotel please.” “Vende je suis de femme le soir.” (this time, in a heavy french accent) “I would liiiike… to gooooo….. to zee hotelllll.” –Steve Martin, “A Wild and Crazy Guy” (1978). (Photo via @SteveMartinToGo on Twitter)

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If you’re a Christian man or woman looking to have a discreet sexual encounter with a fellow Christian…

Perhaps the best clip from Season 1 of Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central: Ashley Magdalene. With my husband so busy running a gay rehab center, it’s important to me to cheat with someone who shares my Christian values. — “Amy”, Stay-at-home wife I live in the woods with my wife and nine children and […]

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