‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow

The Onion:

“Every time I open my mouth, the words come out all wrong,” Trump reportedly said in between long, heaving sobs, his voice muffled by the pillow as he occasionally pounded a balled-up fist into the mattress.

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