Romney wins GOP nomination

Despite the fact that more delegate votes were cast against Mitt Romney (200+) than any GOP presidential nominee since Gerald Ford in 1976, Mitt Romney was formally nominated as his party’s presidential candidate yesterday.

So, to all my friends who, for whatever reason, are still members of the GOP, I say this: keep your chins up and don’t be too depressed; sometimes life just serves you up a big ol’ Mitt sandwich and when it does, all you can really do is take a big ol’ bite knowing full-well that it’s going to taste like, well, shit…

Of course, you could always… LIVE FREE! (But that would mean you’d have to stop trying to tell everyone else how to live their lives… can you handle it?)

LIVE FREE, bitches!

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